I tried to keep you in my life, but you didn't...
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
mom: are you hungry
mom: what do you want for dinner?
mom: what sounds good?
mom: do you know anything?
I'm just really numb and empty right now.